A Very 'jedward' Christmas!

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A very 'Jedward' Christmas!

Each year X-Factor throws up some crazy wannabes. Usually, the wheat gets separated from the chaff before they hit the live televised finals. Notice I put usually?! Unless you have been living on planet Zonk, you cannot have failed to have at least heard of the twin contestants. They're called John and Edward Grimes, but they're now more commonly known as 'Jedward'!
Entertaining they 'may be', but just like marmite you either love them or loathe them. After every performance so far, debates have raged around the country, in homes and workplaces and all over the media and the internet. Is their place in the competition still justifiable?
Here at findmeagift.com, we don't want to be left out; we wish to join in too! But we don't want to throw our tuppence in with regards to whether they should have been booted out way before boot camp or to slate their singing voices (count to ten). No, we wish to accessorise them!
Well my tuneful cherubs, remember that Christmas is a time of cheer and goodwill towards all men, regardless of how well they can sing, perform songs. So ...
... we were wondering what sort of Christmas gifts Santa would deliver down the twins' chimney this year.
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How about a pair of Glow in the Dark Laces for their illuminating performances? Their rendition of 'Ghostbusters' would have been so much more entertaining if they'd each tied their boots up with these bright green shoelaces. They only need 20 minutes in the light to make them glow in the dark! Just think how spooky it would have looked if they had performed the song on the stage in complete darkness. You wouldn't be able to see them, you'd only see their shoelaces dancing about...much better eh, wink-wink!
Seeing as they need to learn a new song each week, they would certainly find the Headphone Splitter Robot indispensable. With no references to robotic performances intended, this nifty gadget would allow both John and Edward to plug their own set of headphones into the same music device, computer or laptop. That way they can sit side by side and learn the lyrics together; in perfect harmony (hmm, perhaps the only time ha-ha!)
This fabulous Headphone Splitter Robot is only small and comes attached to a handy key ring. So you can easily pop it onto your keychain, belt or bag and take it with you wherever you go. You can watch movies on a laptop with your best buddy or listen to Cheryl Cole's latest hit with your closest chum. Just like Jedward, with the Headphone Splitter Robot you can enjoy double the listening and viewing pleasure too (debateable, I know!) and it makes a great stocking filler for anyone who loves to share their music.
With the days getting colder and not to mention the cold shoulders from some X-Factor fans, the poor old twins may start to get a bit chilly. So why not kit them out with a blanket. But, again like Louis Walsh's only remaining act, this blanket is like nothing else you have seen before! Findmeagift.com gives you the Double Siamese Slanket...ta-daa!
The Double Siamese Slanket is a large fleece blanket that has two head holes and 4 sleeves. So both John and Edward can both snuggle up together as they rehearse their songs and still have their hands free to hold a microphone each. This soft Double Slanket is machine washable and is available in two terrific colours; Ruby Red and Chocolate Brown. Jedward really will look like two peas in a cosy pod, decked out in one of these super Siamese Slankets!
Not just for twins, the Double Siamese Slanket is the ideal Christmas gift for anyone who loves to cuddle up on the couch with a loved one. You can watch movies with friends and still hold your popcorn and soda. You can turn the pages of a great book and fight over the Sunday paper supplements without even losing an ounce of warmth either! It's great for keeping back seat passengers warm and toasty on long car journeys too. So for a practical blanket that you can share, why not give a Christmas gift of a blanket with sleeves, with the ingenious Double Siamese Slanket?
Now, whether John and Edward win X-Factor remains to be seen. But one thing their inclusion in the final line up has done, is to give all aspiring singers (regardless of degree of talent) more hope of one day making it onto the TV screen. I think it's safe to say that Jedward have probably paved the way for a deluge of delusional singers, who are eager to get in line for next year's X Factor auditions.
However, don't let family or friends risk making a fool out of themselves on national television; treat them to a Recording Studio Taster Experience instead. Together with a professional record producer and a helpful team, then can experience a real taste of how it feels to be a real singer. There will be no singing into hairbrushes or into the mirror as they get to take to the microphone in a real recording studio. They will also get to take home a copy of their very own song, recorded onto CD or cassette as a memento of their super Recording Studio Taster Experience!
So if you are searching for some top stocking fillers and Christmas gifts that are packed with talent, then get online to findmeagift.com. As for Jedward, who knows what the future holds for them? Perhaps a million pound recording track or maybe they will just be a one hit wonder. Well, if Mr Blobby, Bob the Builder and the Teletubbies can do it.....eek!
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Regards
Jessie Jones
Find Me A Gift

Because giving feels good......
Jessie Jones joined Find Me A Gift in May 2008 and has been writing fabulous articles for us ever since!