Christmas Song Parodies

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Christmas Song Parodies

We all remember adding our own humorous lyrics to hymns at school, amusing ourselves with such songs as Lord of the Dancing Settee to Come By Car My Lord, Come by Car. Then of course there were the inevitable Christmas Carols that were artistically changed to include superheroes such as "Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg" and my personal favourite "We Three Kings of orient are, smoking on a rubber cigar" It just wouldn't be the same without the help of rude, crude or slightly amusing lyrics, getting us through a freezing cold Christmas Day sermon.

Find Me a Gift's recent additions to the Parody line:

Jingle Jugs, Jingle Jugs, Jingle all the way
Boobs are fun, for everyone
When mounted on display! Hey!

Jingle Jugs, Jingle Jugs, Jingle all the way
What a gift, to receive
On this Christmas day.

Dashing through the snow
To an internet Café
On Findmeagift we go
Laughing all the way (ha ha ha)

Spot a pair of boobs
That sing Titties and Beer
What a brilliant Christmas gift
To give some festive ...
... cheer! Hey!

And our personal favourite

Come they told me pa-rum-pa-pum-pum,
A Borat Man-kini for holiday fun,
G-String beachwear to embarrass my mum,
Flourescent wonderment is stuck up my bum, stuck up my bum, stuck up my bum
Didn't know mum had one too pa-rum-pa-pum-pum,
Stuck up our bum.
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/
So what are Christmas gift parodies? These are a spin on the usual gifts we ask for. Expect the unexpected! You ask for something to keep you warm, you get a knitted Willy Warmer. You ask for something stylish to wear on holiday, you get a Borat Mankini. You get the idea. If your friend asks you for chocolate as a Christmas present this year, get them a Chocolate Pizza! Go wild! Gran wants a new tea cup? No problem, get her the singing Elvis Presley Mug! Your teenage son has asked for money, what do you do? Get him the 50 Million Pound Toilet Roll! Parody presents can offer some light-hearted fun at Christmas and possibly cost you a darned sight less than what they originally asked for.

For those who beg for a car, why not treat them to a Grow Your Own Sports Car or the Build Your Own Lamborghini kit? Who can say that they can fit their own car into their pocket? No tax or petrol to worry about, no parking charges, it's the cheapest mode or transport there is! They may even have a car and have just asked for a Sat Nav system. That's right, they want you to spend over £100 of your hard earned cash on a car gadget. Show them who's in control with Sat Nag instead! This hilarious gag Christmas gift looks just like a satallite navigation system, but come out with phrases like "In 25 metres, pull over, so I can get out, slam the door, and walk away...just so you can apologise and have no idea what you have done."

We all know kids who have asked for a guitar or drum kit for Christmas, this year make all their wishes come true with the Pocket Drum Kit Keyring and Guitar Pen. Musical Christmas gifts for under a fiver? That's music to our ears! The Pocket Drum Kit Keyring has a touch-sensitive picture that allows you to play all the parts of a drum kit on a keyring! The amazing Guitar Pen plays an electric guitar sound at the click of a button and will have you head banging like Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World.

Parody Christmas gifts don't have to be about getting someone's hopes up and shooting them down with a lesser gift, it's about having fun, playing on people's interests as well as keeping your finances in check! Just don't tell them that you have secretly been hoping for a diamond ring, you're just setting yourself up for the 2 Carat Cup.
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/christmas-gifts/unusual-christmas-presents-ideas.asp

Regards
Jessie Jones
Find Me A Gift

Because giving feels good......
Jessie Jones joined Find Me A Gift in May 2008 and has been writing fabulous articles for us ever since!