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For All You Women…..yikes It’s The B B Q Season

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By Author: Ben Pritchard
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Dedicated to all the amazing women of this world, who feel unseen, unheard, unfelt and generally not got………:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring ...
... another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘ her night off ‘, and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women
Corporate events at our Curious Kitchen are a wonderful way to bring a team together. By sharing and exploring a unique food experience, relationships are built and team bonding is fostered. Whether you want to bring your team together or just reward them for great work.
Here at Heart Kitchen we are passionate about food, cooking, growing and sourcing. We are going to share stories, incidents from the kitchen, inspirational moments, memories and musings on life in general, heart intelligence inspired tips, and the occasional (we hope!) rant about things we’d like to change! Please join us……
Our vision is to create a journey of food with you - Infuse your life with a heightened awareness of food ..... where it comes from, its journey, its preparation, the joy of sharing and experiencing it together ..... ultimately giving us fuel for life.

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Phone: 07980 687527
Email: info@heartkitchen.co.uk
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