Wipe Away Your Exasperation With The Economy

By Author: Jesse Jones
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WIPE AWAY YOUR EXASPERATION WITH THE ECONOMY WITH THE 50 MILLION POUND TOILET ROLL!

Find Me A Gift lets you literally flush Gordon Brown down the toilet!

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The 50 Million Pound Toilet Roll - Gordon Brown Toilet Paper is a hilarious novelty toilet paper roll. It features 50 million pound notes as toilet paper sheets, but with Gordon Brown's face printed on them instead of Her Royal Highness. If the state of the economy has left you livid at our political leader and fuming at certain financiers, then show your displeasure in an appropriate way with this Gordon Brown Toilet Paper!
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Recession this, recession that, corrupt bankers and MP expenses! Phewwith so much financial furore going on, it's enough to make you want to go and live on a desert island. If the current currency ...
... climate has left you angry and frustrated with greedy bankers and particularly with the Prime Minister, then the 50 Million Pound Toilet Roll is exactly what you need. It would be absolutely fantastic if the 50 Million Pound Toilet Roll was a roll of real 50 million pound crisp paper notes, but alas it is not! What it is however, is a superb soft roll of tissue paper that allows you to flush your frustration with Gordon Brown right down the toilet!

This light hearted Gordon Brown novelty toilet paper lets you literally tear sheets off the Prime Minister and dump him down the pan, (like he appears to have currently done with our economy)! You can vent all your annoyance with Mr Brown with this paper, without the fear of being arrested. Please note that although this comical toilet roll features one of the key figures in the UK's financial meltdown, it is best you show your true feelings by wiping your botty with it, rather than toilet papering the PM's car or the Houses of Parliament! You could even send the 50 Million Pound Toilet Roll to 10 Downing Street to help out with the Nation's billions of pounds budget deficits. With the Labour government currently on an election campaign and 'making' promises to put strength back into public finances, I think he would be very grateful of it!

Failing that you could use the 50 Million Pound Toilet Paper Roll as a game. How about upping the stakes and playing a game of Texas tax-payers Hold 'Em? Or you could use the currency to modify the game of Monopoly and bring the game up to financial date. The £200 you receive every time you pass Go will now be taxed, Community Chest 'interest' cards will need to have their rates slashed and as for the 'FREE PARKING' - ha, forget it!

So if you are exasperated with the state of the economy, invest some money in the 50 Million Pound Toilet Roll - Gordon Brown Toilet Paper and simply flush all your woes wittily away!

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Jessie Jones
Find Me A Gift

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Jessie Jones joined Find Me A Gift in May 2008 and has been writing fabulous articles for us ever since!