The Chav Mug Is A Wikid Way To Wet Your Whistleinnit

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THE CHAV MUG IS A WIKID WAY TO WET YOUR WHISTLEINNIT

Find Me A Gift brew up an anti-social storm with this chav-esque chalice!

Gasping for a brew but sick of those pathetic little teacups? You can barely get a sip out of them let alone a huge guzzling gulp! The wait is over, show the world the way it's supposed to be done with this super stylish and stereotypically designed Chav Mug. Complete with three blingin' imitation Sovereign rings, this chavvy crockery is sure to raise a few pierced eyebrows at home or in the dole queue.

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Drinking tea has been considered English heritage for as long as anyone can care to remember but never before has there been a drinking vessel of such calibre. Strong and sturdy, this crisp white mug is perfect for townies, kevs and kappa slappers alike. Simply raise a cup of cha with one hand and your middle finger on the other! It's ideal for your half-sister's, boyfriend's, step-dad's premier on Jeremy Kyle so pour yourself a pukka cuppa and crack open some pink wafers. Coz they're ...
... well lush with a cuppa Rosie Lee innit'!

And don't even think about warming up that moulding cup of tea in the microwave. The Chav Mug is not microwave safe and you'd better not use one of them fancy dishwasher things, just in case it ruins your bling innit? The Chav Mug measures a phat 13 x 9 x 9 cm and even comes complete in Burberry styled packaging. It'll look mint as an ornament on your mantelpiece or you could even use it as a knuckleduster until the fuzz give you yours back! After all, who wants a cup of tea when you can belch your way through a bottle of Strongbow? Team this with a packet of Lamberts and the latest So Solid album and you may well be offered a part in the next series of Shameless.

The Chav Mug makes a top Christmas gift or birthday present. If you're sick to the back teeth of your little sister rinsing your favourite mug, show her who's boss with this blinged up beaker! Or maybe your probation officer is constantly staring at your sovereigns in a jealous rage? Show him and your community that you care by offering him the Chav Mug as a birthday present. He may not get you a suspended sentence but at least you've prevented an all right geezer from looking like a dweeb with his Starbucks carton.

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So love them or hate them, everyone has room in their life for a little chav comedy. Whether you follow the tracksuit-wearing-one-leg-up-with-white-sports-socks look or you'd rather burn all your tailor made suits before converting, the Chav Mug pays homage to a truly British legend! If you're looking for a gift, which will make a statement this season, then you can't get more outrageous and outspoken than this. So get down to the library, log onto their free Internet and ask the Librarian to help you type 'Find Me A Gift' in the browser. Respect

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Jessie Jones
Find Me A Gift

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Jessie Jones joined Find Me A Gift in May 2008 and has been writing fabulous articles for us ever since!