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With the Extendable Fork from Find Me A Gift

So whilst out on your romantic meal for two, you are sat on the veranda of a beautiful little French bistro. You are eating beautiful food, well, except you ordered "andouillette" thinking it sounded fancy and that it was not only going to be delicious but would impress your companion! It turns out what you thought would be a beautifully cooked homemade sausage dish was actually tribe sausage and not only that, you don't even get any chips, salad or vegetables. According to the waiter, it is best appreciated on its own. You could possibly deal with the lack of food, if it weren't for the fact that she ordered the most beautifully cooked steak, with a mushroom sauce served with a side of salad and garlic potatoes.
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However, no longer do you need to worry! Simply distract her with the old cliché "what's that over there" and as she turns around in alarm whip out your Extendable Fork and sneak a few of her potatoes. You can keep it up throughout the night with phrases ...
... such as "I think you just dropped your hairpin" or tell them that "you've got something on your chin, I'd go check it in the ladies room" and if you are sly about it, she won't even realise that her food is slowly disappearing!
But this fork is extremely versatile! Maybe you have a brother who always gets bigger portions than you; you can slowly but surely even things out with this Extendable Fork. It extends to up to 22 inches in length and so it can reach over almost any table to ensure you can steal that little extra bit of food.

It is also a great way to wind up your children. As they are sat down to their evening meal with a huge plate of chips, why not near up behind them and using the skills of your Extendable Fork slowly grab one? Continue to do so until they realise there is a giant fork coming out of thin air and stealing their food! An excellent wind up trick, that is sure to provide you with some entertaining results. Or next time you are out for a meal with your mates, take the Extendable Fork and as the waiter walks past with a plate full of bangers and mash, surreptitiously sneak a sausage. Watch the shock on the waiters face as he places down what was supposed to be bangers and mash but is now just mash!

However you choose to use it, this fork makes an excellent novelty gift for cheeky chip stealers, food pinchers and greedy guts! You are sure to never fall hungry again and never be bored either, especially when this fork extends up to the length of 22 inches! So tuck into the Extendable Fork or the Extendable Spoon from Find Me A Gift.
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Jessie Jones
Find Me A Gift

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Jessie Jones joined Find Me A Gift in May 2008 and has been writing fabulous articles for us ever since!