Christmas Comes This Time Of Year And..

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CHRISTMAS COMES THIS TIME OF YEAR AND...

...You need to sort out your Christmas cards! Already you have received over ten different cards, from people you have barely ever exchanged a word with and you certainly cannot remember their names. What to do? The office is buzzing with the upcoming thought of Christmas; tinsel is draped from every door, mistletoe hanging in every crevice and Christmas carols blasting from everyone's desk and it isn't even December yet! Well Find Me A Gift has just made Christmas a whole lot easier! With a whole range of Personalised Christmas Cards, we have the card for every office pal, so grab a whole load of hilarious cards from Find Me A Gift.
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So first up is Audrey the Organic. You know the one who always comes into the office with her "just right" blonde hair set in its "just right" perm, her tiny waist is almost nonexistent, the clothes are perfectly pressed and she looks as though she has just stepped out of Good Housekeeping. You wonder how anybody has the energy to come into work like that every morning and your ...
... thoughts are multiplied when you remember her diet of celery sticks and organic crackers. She really is little Miss Goldilocks! Well now is the time to put your resentments behind you and choose her perfect Christmas card. Especially as at Find Me A Gift we have the perfect thing: the "Ugh! This is so NOT Organic thought Goldilocks" greeting Card from Find Me a Gift. Not only does it some up her personality perfectly, it shows (in a light hearted and amusing way) what you think of her! What more could you want this Christmas?

Now what about Gale the Gossip? She seems to forever be telling you about her step sister's, ex-husband's cousin who had a sordid affair, turned gay and then ran away with the circus. She also recalls (with extreme pleasure) how her cousin's children have just run away from home and the parents went on Jeremy Kyle to find their long lost children (she says this with almost envy). So what is more apt than the greeting card from Find Me a Gift "When I Grow up I Want to be on Jeremy Kyle"? This card depicts an innocent 8 year old girl with a cute smile; that could easily be Gale the Gossip a few years back!

That only leaves Arrogant Andy. He comes in every morning boasting of yet another new car, girlfriend or kitchen appliance and is the kind of guy who thinks that size means EVERYTHING! Everyone knows him as the office jerk and he likes to think he is faultless in every way. So this Christmas inject a sense of humour into Arrogant Andy's life and send him this rather amusing "This Man has a Huge Cock" Greeting card! Before you jump to conclusions, it shows a farmer stood next to an obscenely large male chicken! It's the perfect card for someone who needs to be knocked down a few pegs (metaphorically!).

This Christmas get all your Xmas cards from Find Me A Gift and inject some humour into the otherwise dull office!

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Regards
Jessie Jones
Find Me A Gift

Because giving feels good......
Jessie Jones joined Find Me A Gift in May 2008 and has been writing fabulous articles for us ever since!