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BIRTHDAY CARDS TO MAKE YOU CHUCKLE

We all know the drill. You've left it until the last minute to find a birthday present for your pal and you're not looking forward to spending an hour in Clinton's trying to pick a naff card to go with your naff gift! It's the same every year, you find a present that will 'just have to do' then you search hopelessly through hundreds of birthday cards to find one that will raise the reputation of your thoughtless gift! Why put yourself through this every year? Get yourself over to findmeagift.com for hundreds of birthday gifts and cards, which can all be delivered straight to your front door!

So what's so special about Find Me A Gift's birthday cards? Surely a birthday card is just a birthday card, right? Wrong! Your choice of birthday card can make or break the whole gift. Yes, traditionally they're just greeting cards with 'Happy Birthday' written inside but Find Me A Gift have turned that on it's head! They have birthday cards to suit every age, personality and stereotype so don't just settle for the standard 'Me 2 You' card from the local card shop!
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/cards/greeting-cards.html

Birthdays ...
... are usually celebrated with a big party or at least one or two drinks; maybe even a bit of dancing too! Why not wish them a happy birthday with the Intoxication Is Neither Amusing Nor Mannerly Card? Whilst Find Me A Gift do encourage you to 'Drink Responsibly', a birthday celebration is a time to let your hair down. Printed in capital letters the front of the card reads "Do enjoy your birthday but remember intoxication is neither amusing nor mannerly! This recommendation is paired with a comical image of a drunken man slumped on the floor. What better way to wish them happy birthday? You can wish them to have a great time and have a few drinks but you're not accepting responsibility if they get leglessyour card did warn them!

Or maybe you're looking for a birthday card for someone who's dreading the thought of another year passing them by? As long as they've got a sense of humour then this next card is just perfect. Tell them how it is but put a smile on their face with the In Dog YearsYou're Dead card! Make fun of their aging misfortune and help them make light of their situation by pointing out they'd be dead in dog years. Chances are they'll immediately feel young!
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/birthday-cards-greeting-cards-funny-cards-in-dog-years-youre-dead.html

If standard 'Happy Birthday' cards aren't really your style, then you're going to need something different aren't you? After all, what good's a card that just says 'Happy Birthday' on the front, they know it's their birthday! Go for some silly sentiment with the 'This Man Has A Huge Cock' card. Yes you read it right; this novelty birthday card has a picture of a man with a huge cockerel on a lead, so don't worry it's not too explicit! Immature humour is the best, isn't it? You know you shouldn't laugh at something so simple but you just can't resist a chuckle. This card is just perfect for raising a few smiles! If you're buying it for a man, he'll be utterly embarrassed opening it in front of his mum and if it's for a woman, her husband will be surprised when she sniggles at this smuttiness!

So don't waste time with boring pieces of card branded 'Happy Birthday'! Get yourself over to Find Me A Gift and let the laughter commence with these humorous birthday cards!

The credit crunch is hitting businesses across the country and people are seeking alternative stores to save money and get a bargain. Find Me a Gift offer everything online without the need for people to spend money on petrol, parking and inflated prices. With special offers and free shipping on orders over £100 (UK only) this online store has everything from cheap novelty items to luxury experiences. Find Me a Gift is one of the UK's leading online gift retailers (ranked in the Top 10 of Hitwise). Established in June 2000, the company specialises in a wide range of gadgets, experiences, toys and personalised gifts with worldwide delivery and year round sales.

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/

Please email us if you would like any further information on any of our amazing Valentines gifts and presents then please email info@findmeagift.com

Regards
Jessie Jones
Find Me A Gift

Because giving feels good......
Jessie Jones joined Find Me A Gift in May 2008 and has been writing fabulous articles for us ever since!

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