There’s Nothing ‘shabby’ About Shabby Chic Bedroom Furniture

By Author: Hayes Galdes
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Contempo Clive: Right. I’m not being funny or ‘owt but why would I want (spits) ‘shabby chic furniture?!’ My house is already old enough; my feet are covered in splinters from the archaic floorboards, my taps are dripping and my property leans so far to one side due to subsidence that I sleep at a 45 degree angle. In fact, the only way I could age it further would be to invite the residents of the local nursing home to come and stay!
Distressed Derek: Clive mate, shabby chic furniture isn’t about adding years to your gaff; shabby chic furniture will give it a second life! C’mon, think soft, muted tones and femininity and you’ve got ‘Shabby chic furniture’ in a nutshell; there’s nothing antiquated, antediluvian or obsolete about it!
Contempo Clive: As if. It’s all in the name son. ‘Shabby Chic Furniture’ it’s just all a load of car boot hand-me-downs and vintage rubbish!
Distressed Derek: you’ve got it wrong I’m tellin’ you and shabby chic furniture is perfect for pulling the birds.
Contempo Clive: Prove it. I’d put ...
... money on you being unable to prove me wrong about shabby chic furniture. I bet I’ll be in IKEA before scran time.
Distressed Derek: Nah, you ‘aint gonna listen to me, but I can show you somewhere with loads of shabby chic furniture and that’ll speak for itself (snaps open laptop)…
Contempo Clive: Pfft. C’mon on then; let’s see this shabby chic furniture (rolls eyes)
Distressed Derek: ok let’s see here (starts typing and reads out loud) “www.nationalinteriors.co.uk.” Just look at this shabby chic furniture – it’s solid top quality kit and you won’t need to win big at the dogs to afford it mate… Mate?
(Sound of quick footsteps as Clive runs home to purchase shabby chic furniture from National Interiors)
It doesn’t matter if you’re a shabby chic furniture virgin like Clive; there’s no harm in looking. Visit National Interiors today to find out more.