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Once upon a time there was this Writer / Director named William Malone. William Malone saw the movie ALIEN and said to himself "I can make a movie worse than that!" and he went forward and wrote and directed SCARED TO DEATH which even went so far as to have a H.R. Giger rip-off of the ALIEN design (Malone called it "Syngenor" or some such crap). That was 1981.

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A few years later, William Malone decided that he could re-make his own rip-off of his own movie and he co-wrote and directed CREATURE. This movie was like SCARED TO DEATH in many ways, in that it was a rip-off of ALIEN and even went so far as to have an H.R. Giger rip-off of the ALIEN design (Willy didn't name it this time).

A few more years passed, 14 to be exact, before William Malone's prose once again proved that he was unbankable as a writer. He wrote the wretchedly ...
... bad UNIVERSAL SOLDIER II starring Jean Claude Van Damme - whose only competitor in the category of Worst Martial Art Movies Ever Made is Steven Seagal (wouldn't it be funny if these two got into an argument over who was the BETTER actor? It actually happened on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Steven started it. Van Damme wouldn't play).Download Creature MovieThere were some critics who called SUPERNOVA original. The poor fools.

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William Malone co-wrote CREATURE with Alan Reed, who was never heard from again (movie wise). The movie starts out as hack as possible. There is this evil corporation see? And they have landed on this planet and discovered this ancient alien wreck, see? They find a pod and the varmint inside up and attacks them!

On my video box, the tagline says: "ITS BEEN SLEEPING FOR 2000 YEARS, UNTIL NOW." In the movie they date it as being two HUNDRED thousand years, but whose counting? The Creature wakes up and Merry Mishaps Occur.

Cut To: A 1950s style of orbiting space station. A space craft is heading right toward it on a collision course. It's too late to turn to avoid it. Why didn't they see it sooner? "Maybe it was hidden behind a passing spaceship?" is the timid theory. No time to slap your drones around for incompetence. The spaceship hits the space station and KA-BOOM!

Now what did that scene have to do with the rest of the movie? Not a Goddam thing!

Go figure!

Soon another spacecraft is headed for the planet where the first spacecraft disappeared. This spaceship is from a competing evil corporation and they want to know whats-a going on down thar!

Oh, did I mention the spacesuits? No? Well, the spacesuits were designed to look like the spacesuits from 2001: A Space Odyssey, except that the space helmets all have bright lights inside that shine Right-Into-The-Face! Now how in the world are you going to see anything with a bright light shining Right In Your Face???

200 million+ years of human evolution and I'm wasting that struggle watching movies like this.

The Commander of the mission is Ferris Bueller's Father (Lyman Ward). The Captain of the spacecraft is Soap Opera staple actor Stan Ivar. There is also The Penguin's Mother, Mrs. Cobblepot (Diane Salinger), who plays Security Officer Bryce. Bryce plays it cold and sinister. Apparently, the whole crew has been in space for 3 months and she has never said a word to anyone. She also intimidates the hell out of all, especially the ship's doctor.

When their craft - The Shenandoah (puh-leeze!) - finally lands on the planet that is not planet LV-426, the crew finds an ancient derelict , another spaceship, and a monster in the dark. Now the movie has established Security Officer Bryce as this silent and dangerous type, right? Bryce gets a mere glimpse of the Creature and screams, running away and closing the door on one of her crewmembers, thereby leaving her for the monster to . . . er . . . do monstrous things to. Throughout the rest of the flick Bryce is not called on her blatant cowardice or even the fact that she killed a fellow crewmember. Her act of spinelessness is simply forgotten!

For those of you who loved old Klaus Kinski - warts and all (let's face it, the man had an extraordinary life. Not one I'd want to live, but K2 seemed to enjoy being a human trainwreck and he lived long enough to tell about it!), you are going to love this pic. It features Klaus at his mind-numbing worst - which ironically is the absolute best of most actors. If you don't understand this logic, you have to see Klaus in action. The man was known to beat up his director if he didn't like what was going on.
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CREATURE contains gratuitous scenes of nudity, face ripping, head explosions and other types of gore. This is always appreciated in movies of this low caliber.

On the plus side, as bad a Writer as William Malone is, he is pretty good as a Director. The action is non-stop, never lags, and the editing is crisp. The lighting of the scary scenes is suitably dark and forbidding. If this was a good story with good dialogue it would have been great, but Malone was stuck in a Sucking-The-ALIEN-Franchise-Teat rut that lasted nearly 20 years. Worse, the story was loaded with done to death hack and cliché plot devices and the worst of Horror Movie stupidities ("There's a monster killing us all and he is in this spaceship with us! So let's split up and go look for it!").