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By Author: The Indy Voice
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I've decided that this liberal needs to start throwing the same crap at conservatives that they're slinging at us. Yes, I am going to sink to their level because they're winning.

Conservative jackass: We are winning in Iraq and the unsuccessful attacks in London prove that the terrorists are weakened because of it.
Indy: People as dumb as you should not be allowed to breathe.

Honestly, how can anyone have a rational argument with a conservative who is so irrational as to question your motivations, patriotism, manhood or intelligence every time they disagree with you. The next time I'm asked a ludicrous and simple minded question or hear a completely ridiculous statement by one of these ignorant morons I'm going to throw it right back at them.

Conservative dunderhead: The attacks in London are what happens when you don't respond with enough military force.
Indy: Why do you support the terrorists and hate America?

I'm tired of going out and buying books and talking to different people who ...
... are close to the heart of different issues to find out what they think and know. From now on I'm going to let my uninformed opinion run free on the open range of the ridiculous. The Indy Voice will no longer reference some "definitive book on the subject," an expert or worse of all, some "fact". From now on I am going to be driving down the crooked conservative road where dribbling and allowing opinion to skew the facts is not only allowed but encouraged.

Conservative idiot: The British, because they are by and large a group of liberal pansies, are not going to respond to these attacks and they're probably going to get hit again.
Indy: Does your momma know that you're a fascist pig?

I've come to the conclusion that where I'm at in life has everything to do with my ability and I'm not going to sit around and listen to the sniveling comments of a bunch of self-righteous, hypocritical, small-minded peons who have as many brain cells as I cleave from my ass when I scratch it.

Conservative dipstick: The British we're just asking for these attacks by having an open society that promotes multi-culturalism.
Indy: Why don't you move to another country since you seem to hate this one so much?

No longer will I travel to the library, the bookstore or pick-up the newspaper because why does any of that matter. I'm going to just ignore all the so-called "facts" and tailor my arguments to appeal to all that is bad in human nature. Hell, that's exactly what the Republicans have been doing for years and they have a lock on the Executive, Legislative and Judicial branches of government not to mention the religious and corporate institutions in this country.

Conservative retard: The U.S. and Britain are fighting an away game against these terrorists so we don't have to fight them here! It is unfortunate that London has been attacked and I offer them my condolences and solidarity.
Indy: I really believe that the Conservatives, and the clergy, and the televangelists, and the segregationists and the greedy capitalists who are actively trying to make that a mainstream lifestyle, the Republican party, Family Research Council—all of them who have tried to theocratize America and Britain—I point the finger in their face and say "you helped this happen."
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