Cash, Cash, Everywhere And Not A Coin To Spend

By Author: David Villa
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Dream job
Right, so actually this job is no longer available, but everyone wanted it. No less than 35.000 people applied for the job of island-taker on Hamilton Island in the Great Barrier Reef, Australia. The job description included writing a blog about activities such as snorkeling, barbecuing, taking naps and watching the island. How awful. Six months in a villa as well, without paying rent. A poisonous jellyfish stung the guy that won the job, Ben Southall, in his last week on the island. He survived, but serves you right, man!

Awful jobs
Turn 180 degrees and you're in the world of horrible horror jobs. How about unplugging toilets? Want to do it yourself or are you going to call someone who's a professional? Right. Lovely, isn't it? Could be worse though, there are people that clean sewers for a living. A bit like those dixies you see at music festivalsthey need to be cleaned too! Then of course there's the challenging occupation of sperm takers. That's takers, not givers and no, we're not talking prostitutions here. Researchers need sperm of certain animals so grab the gloves. And of course you've ...
... got erotic cinemas. People need to clean those too. Let's not mention dark rooms though. Anyone's got a pet? Cats for example like to eat that smelly gross funny looking meat. You've got people testing that food. They don't eat it, but certainly smell and feel it. Meow.

Well paying jobs
Doctors, especially surgeons, earn a whole lot of money. As do top lawyers. But what about those sport stars in the US of A? Baseball, football, they're filthy rich. On this end of the ocean we've got football too. That's football, not soccer! And that's the branch to turn to if you want to swim in cash. Let's take Wayne Rooney of Manchester United. He makes 245.000 pounds a week. A week. Look at it this way: if Wayne Rooney goes to the toilet for ten minutes (and we all know men can take a whole lot longer than that) he earns about the average month salary that Average Joe makes. Nice to know, huh?

Kick ass jobs
It could be worse: flying all over the world (business class of course) for free. It's no punishment being a hotel tester or a travel journalist for business magazines. The latter also gives you a daily schedule of doing the coolest things (for free) and eating and drinking in complete luxury. The hosts want to please you because you can give them great media attention. Too bad you have so much three times a day oh well, maybe a free massage and a glass of expensive wine will soothe your pain. And then there was the guy who flies around the world to test water slides in amusement parks. We're talking Egypt, Jamaica, Mexico and terrible locations like that. But let's not even mention the girl in Birmingham that got 1000 pounds a week to test beds. Get rich sleeping. She slept during the day so slowly turned into a vampire, but still. Life is unfair

Jobs come in many shapes and forms. They can truly suck or actually be fun. But at the end of the day, you still need to apply for any kind of job. So take a look at the jobs or banen that are actually worth it!