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`luuuv Butts...!
To pinch it and to squeeze it
I so luuuv your butts
They're like overrippened mallows
So gentle to the touch.
I'm fond to nip and see
Those plump and fattened parts
Like overstuffed silk pillows
I take the fun to heart.
At times I tempt to bite
What looks like sinful apples
Sometimes I feel my cheek against
Those cushioned velvet balls.
Now I bless you baby, biggy butts
Yours are thingies I really luuv
Master not to fart so loud
And rem'ber in life there's more to have
. . . than having great butts!
About the Author: WILLIAM POGIE BIAGAN RAMOS only sense of joy & validation comes from his writing. And yes,... he's a big fan of fried chicken legs, Sheryl Cruz and plump butts, [baby's butts, thatis!] ;-)This one is in memorial, or is it an ode?, to my Paolo Baby dela Vega's greatest asset!
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