A Shortage Of Pucks N' Pranks..

By Author: Samantha Tooting-Beck
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Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.

A SHORTAGE OF PUCKS N' PRANKS...
Or, where have all the April Fools' Day greeting cards gone?

It's always been a mystery to me why I can never find April Fools' Day cards in stores. There's a paucity of Pucks not to mention pranks if ever there was one!

Who says loons and buffoons don't deserve their own card? Why has Hallmark, (who keep us chortling on birthdays and holidays), forgotten to commemorate this rather fine occasion with a card?

Perhaps by encouraging the Inner Fool in all of us to come out and play card companies think all hell will break loose, the sky will fall on them, or even scarier they'll be sued up the ying-yang by an emperor without any clothes on.

The origin of April Fools' Day dates back more than five hundred years, to some powerful potentates in Europe who wanted a new calendar. Or, maybe it had something to do with the Fickle Finger of Fate's bad hair day!

Truth is, people got bored in the good old days. Let's face it bread and circus performances were wearing a tad thin. And cooling one's heels ...
... on a street corner in the hope of meeting a guy named Godot wasn't all that much fun either.

Change is always hard especially if some poor fish wants to keep the old calendar festive occasions, while new kids on the block want to muck up everything. Not surprisingly, chaos ensued. (You know the typical right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing, the usual foot in the mouth games, not to mention the odd tongue-in-cheek was bound to drive most clodplates, cretins and cullies crazy.)

Naturally, the fools -- those who didn't celebrate the New Year in January but liked a lot of hoopla to mark the birth of spring -- got the short end of the stick. But pucks (and for that matter pixies) should never be under-estimated.

January, June or whatever...what's a mundane month or two either way among friends? People, people, people ...it's time to let go of all that linear thinking and cogitate outside the box or color beyond the lines for pity's sake!!

Which reminds me, who else but a fool can be relied upon to rush in where wise men never go? By the way, Mars has gone retrograde so don't act on that tip about a gold scheme in the jungles of Indonesia unless of course you dream of playing with funny money in a place called Fool's Paradise!

Poppycock problems always demand super-sized solutions, so fools got down to business. Turning tables on twits and twerps, not to mention Tweedledees & Tweedledums, seemed like good idea at the time.

And, thanks to those playful pranks on All Fools Day, tickling funnybones is infinitely more entertaining than snapping chicken (wish)bones.

So toss your troubles in the trashcan, face down your fear making a fool of yourself in public, and start handing out your own "frequent featherbrain" or "frequent flubber cards!

After all, what better way to honor our "Inner Fool" than the gift of glee. So get out there and enjoy a lick of laughter, a jolt of joy, or maybe a taste of titillation at least one day a year!


About the Author Samantha Tooting-Beck, an avid April Fools' Day prankster and puckish pixie with a very fertile imagaination who spends way too much time in the cockamamie Court of the Quipping Queen at www.quippingqueen.blogspot.com